1000 MEMBER CONTEST!!!! Here we go!!

#159 !!!!! I am excited! I hope this is the lucky number

#160

Hmmmmm....just checking in... Be back later...

you guys are seriously cracking me up! biatch to you are the father and what is this silly talk about a drink tasting like easter!

i have an idea im going to try today...im gonna email vitamin water people and send them the like to our topic of easter water. they should give us something for all the good talk and curiousity its bringing to their product, right!!!???

flameworker wrote:#154

You ARE the father!!!

#161

I love it when the women are like "Im 100% sure" and then Maurys like "You are NOT the father"

#162

I know!! It's like, seriously....you had NO idea there was another possibility. Come on..... girl please!

#163

And Im in shock when its someone thats been on 4 times already and still doesnt know who her babys daddy is. It happens a lot.

#164

They do that so they get 4 free trips to the Maury show

#165

Theres this 1 lady thats been on 11 times testing 15 men looking for the fathers of her 4 children. So far she has only found the father of 1. OMG!!!

I crack myself up everytime that happens. How are you 100% sure of the father if you slept with more than one man? You are lying to yourself, Maury, the audience, the WORLD and your children. They need to wake up and smell their butts. :/

#166!!!!

ugh.... not a pretty image i just got

#167... this will be my last post for the day since i will fall asleep soon, its only 6:39pm too...

#168

back to work

#169 - another day working in the yard - mowed the front, trimmed the sage and oregano that thinks they are bushes and worked on trimming the 3 cypress trees until the trash can was full. no more yard work for a week!

#170 what is everyone doing for mothers day?

Laura wrote:ugh.... not a pretty image i just got

. Sorry! They really do need to though! Popping kids left and right with more than 5 perspective fathers. Don't need to be in denial.

#171

#172
Im going to Walgreens for mothers day.

ya, and get a mandated tube tie!

Laura wrote:ya, and get a mandated tube tie!

#173

But if they do that, they wont get to go back on Maury.

ya then what would you guys watch

I know, and down here, we get back to back episodes. I love my 2 hours of Maury.

#174

jersma wrote:#170 what is everyone doing for mothers day?

will send some money to my sis so she can buy flowers in behalf of me for my mom, who lives overseas. As for my mother-in-law im thinking of buying her this Edible arrangements, seen this several times online and i think they're so cute.

#175... nothing much.. i bought my mom a Ott Light she has been wanting one... so now she has one.. i hope she likes it...
Good night everyone

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